Whooooo the f*** cares?
This is a fan, for those of you who don't know. It's a fan that has no blades and mysteriously spits air at you from a small ring on the inside. No blades. Cool. But...really? That's literally it. And how much is it? No, not $40, which would be almost too much to spend on a fan. No, it's not $100, an outrageously overpriced price. No it's nearly $500.
It's like paying a magician $500 to do one card trick until you figure it out, and then he keeps doing it anyway. He's just in the corner of your bedroom doing something kind of cool. Sure, he might be the topic of conversation to newcomers for a little while, but he doesn't have the standing power.
This fan. Is stupid.