Why Oh Why Can't I Blog?

I talk ALL the time. I actually kind of don't shut up. I talk so much that even after sharing every thought in my  mind and telling every single story from my past, I find time to actually repeat myself. What's that all about? I don't know. But THEN, I don't remember to blog. Then in these year long hiatuses, not only do I probably bore the bejeezus out of everyone I know in real life, but I end up forgetting how to work Blogger and my website and like everything. Kind of the only thing I know how to do is post too much stuff on Instagram. All of it. Whatever.

IT ALL ENDS NOW. Now I am a person who blogs. Not...like, not a BLOGGER, exactly, but...I blog now. So get used it. Or don't. I don't know how to see if anyone even reads this.

Am...am I blogging?